|I am a webmaster in San Francisco, and this is my web page! I currently work at Citus Data. Previously I worked at Heroku building Heroku Postgres, and before that I started my own company merge.fm, and before that I got a M.S. in Bioengineering from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. If you want a good introduction to me, my Keep Ruby Weird talk on some programming jokes I've done is probably best.